Get Your Rocky Mountain High On: A Colorado Insider’s Guide



So you’re planning a little trip to Colorado. Maybe you’re coming to ski, maybe you’re coming to see some snow, or maybe you’re coming to Colorado because if you’re over 21 you can walk into a store and buy some weed. It is that easy, and it’s pretty cool to peruse through the different strains, listening to your bud-tender describe the difference between Blue Dream and the Hindu Kush. Once you’ve made your selection, whatever it may be, now you’re looking to do one thing. Get high. Even though the Centennial State has made the purchase and possession of marijuana legal, you can’t just walk down the street and roast a joint. That kind of behavior will still find you on the wrong side of the law and on the business end of a disgruntled officer who probably didn’t vote for Proposition 64. Here’s some helpful tips for keeping your head right and keeping it easy in Colorado.



Colorado law prohibits the consumption of marijuana in public. Period. You have to keep it confined to your own personal property or dwelling. Don’t think for a second that you can walk out the dispensary door and light up. Not only will you piss off the folks at the dispensary, but you’ll probably end up having a difficult conversation down at the station with Johnny Law. Sure you can go to a music festival in a large crowd and light up with the rest of the party, but you’re doing this at your own risk. Just be smart and keep it behind closed doors.



So you can’t get stoned in the streets, you aren’t crashing on your buddy’s couch, and have opted for a hotel (good job adulting, you). Before you light up in your hotel though, here’s something to consider- many hotels now-a-days are totally non-smoking. While the General Manager at said hotel probably won’t call the cops on you, they sure as hell will charge you a cleaning fee for burning down in a non-smoking room. These cleaning fees can be pretty steep, like around the cost of an East Coast ounce. Don’t throw away good weed money when you don’t have to. At check-in, inquire about smoking rooms and be honest.  The worst thing they can do when you ask ‘can I get high in my room?’ is politely ask you not to.  Chances are they give you a suggestion of a place you could go to get right. Also consider booking a room with a small balcony and use discretion. Don’t take a bunch of bong rips in the room and hope that the smell will clear out, because if you can’t smell it they can’t smell it right? If you are that person, go ahead and make sure your credit card is prepared to accept an unexpected cleaning charge.



This should be obvious, but I know not everyone is going to grasp it. It is illegal to smoke weed in your automobile while driving in Colorado and, for that fact, anywhere in the United States. Just like drinking and driving is illegal, so is getting stoned while you’re driving. Be responsible, be safe and be a good person. Don’t get fucked up and get behind the wheel. If you’re into riding around and hot boxing, there are a number of companies throughout the state that can help you. Some offer bus rides that pick you up and let you do your thing in the back of the bus while they take you on a tour between dispensaries.

Public Lands

For many, lighting-up goes hand in hand with buckling up the ski boots. I personally don’t even know if I can make turns without Mary Jane, but there are few things to take into consideration when getting high on the hill. First and foremost, most ski areas are actually on federal land leased from the government. Since cannabis is still illegal on a federal level, by nature it is still illegal on federally owned land too. National Forest, Bureau of Land Management, National Recreation Areas and National Parks are the most common federal lands you’ll encounter on a visit to Colorado. This doesn’t mean that there will be a road block with a dog at the park entrance, but it does mean that if a Forest Service Ranger or National Park Ranger catches you in the act, that you will be prosecuted federally. Kind of a big deal. Again use discretion and be smart.


Ski Hill

On the ski hill, a cut run or a groomer probably isn’t the best place for a “safety meeting”, but back in the trees out of sight of skiers, who’s going to know? Here’s a tip, make buddies with some locals and follow their lead, they’ll probably take you to a smoke shack stashed in the woods to give you taste of the local flavor. On the chairlift, again be smart. Don’t light up when you’re riding the chair with a Mom and her kids (unless she’s the one packing it up) or with a group of tourists that obviously don’t get down. You typically run into these types of skiers on high speed quad chairs coming from the base of the mountain. Usually, if you’re riding an old school fixed double or triple chair over black diamond terrain, it is encouraged to burn one.


Colorado is a very green friendly state and I don’t mean to deter anyone from having a good time and getting high, in fact I would love it if everyone got down just a little. I just want folks to come to this awesome state that I now call home and enjoy it without causing anyone any trouble. I don’t want anybody in the Colorado State legislature to re-think their decision on recreational marijuana, and the quickest way to provide ammunition to the opposition is by acting a fool and causing some trouble. Be cool, come out, sample the kind bud and have a great time in a state that is as cool as it is beautiful.


Written By: Richard Post

Bio: Richard is a North Carolina boy residing in South West Colorado, when he isn’t skiing or fishing you can find him stirring up mean martinis and mild-mannered trouble.

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