I so want this post to be about something clever. This is one of my all time favorite edibles recipes and I’d really like the words I’m throwing down to match this fan-fughing-tastic vegan, paleo, and keto cannabis infused ice cream. But I’m really not sure it’s going to happen. I have a newborn. It’s the eve before Christmas eve. And before we have to bid pumpkin spice a farewell for the year, I needed to squeeze in one last recipe that will keep you feeling kind this holiday season.
So maybe I’ll just be informative for once and tell you all about why this recipe is awesome for every single human on the planet instead of doing some shitty Donald Trump jokes. Although… let’s all do remember that he said on multiple occasions that he wanted to bone his daughter.
Since that is no joke, I’ll just move on to that informative stuff I wanted to tell you about.
As you may already know, I’ve been in a war against kitchen gadgetry. There are practical reasons that I haven’t retreated or surrendered: we move a lot… every year the size of our kitchen changes… I’m a Scroodge McDuck… etc… So finding a way to make ice cream without buying an expensive uni-tool was necessary for my once per year ice cream extravaganza.
And speaking of extravaganza, let’s just remember that Donald Trump is winning at president right now. As I’m writing this, I’m starting to regret letting this moment slip away without documenting it.
Either it will be a Palin-esque string of events that is just delightful in hindsight… or we’ll probably all be working at the only living wage job that’s left… building that wall in between here and Mexico.
Either way, I’m going to stuff the memory of Donald Trump killing it at being a republican presidential candidate inside of this post that’s supposed to be about a method to make cannabis infused ice cream without an ice cream maker.
This method was the winner (like Bernie Sanders is in my dreams). The trick is to use full fat coconut milk (and to register as a democrat if your state requires it to vote for Senator Sanders in the primaries). It makes the finished product super creamy without a churning device (and would make America great for once).
If you make ice cream a lot, or if “make more ice cream” is something you’ve pasted on your 2016 vision board, this ice cream maker looks tits. And by tits, I mean it looks durable and according to reviews, folks seem to really like it.
Other than that, here’s some other practical stuff:
- This recipe takes some time in the freezer and some elbow grease.
- If you plan on making this often or if you want to make several different kinds, you can freeze a big batch of coconut milk covered in the freezer for a couple of weeks.
- The farmer likes to put this…